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Jesus Christ lives in Indiana

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by JayFarrar, Feb 15, 2010.

  1. JayFarrar

    JayFarrar Well-Known Member

    I just got an e-mail from Christ, and it gives his mailing address as being in New Castle, Indiana. I was wondering if someone here could go check it out.

    Bubbler?

    If you get the urge, you can e-mail Christ at: jesuschristthemessiah111@yahoo.com.

    Here's the e-mail, let me remind you, Christ says "this is not a joke."

     
  2. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    Well, New Castle does have the largest high school basketball gym in the country. So The Man must like his hoops.
     
  3. Mystery Meat II

    Mystery Meat II Well-Known Member

    So the only begotten son of God is come that He might give Powerball numbers more abundantly?

    And my God could dibs a better e-mail name than jesuschristthemessiah111@yahoo.com. For starters, He'd use GMail.
     
  4. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    A quick Google Maps search finds this to be a broken-down, empty house. Jesus is a squatter, apparently.
     
  5. fishhack2009

    fishhack2009 Active Member

    Looks like the Oklahoma church cited at the bottom is the successor to the Worldwide Church of God.

    A cult.
     
  6. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    Wait til he finds out Evan Bayh's job is available.
     
  7. Mystery Meat II

    Mystery Meat II Well-Known Member

    Why do you think it's available?
     
  8. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Indiana schmindiana. He still cant hit a curveball
     
  9. Bubbler

    Bubbler Active Member

    New Castle has more cigarette shops than any small city I've been to, so Jesus must like to get his smoke on.

    He left a phone number, should I ask him about Mary Magdalene or should I let TMZ do it?
     
  10. beanpole

    beanpole Member

    Even Jesus should know not to overuse the caps lock button.
     
  11. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Looks like Jesus is a woman.

    From the Google:

    Phonebook results for 765-521-0461
    Linda L Linville (765) 521-0461 3031 C Ave, New Castle, IN 47362
     
  12. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    And Rivera closes.
     
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