Jessica, you have seen better days (DEFINITELY NSFW)

The tickets to that event are more than $30K each....not the place to roll in looking like a ballpark polish sausage wrapped in tin foil.

 

She's the new Anna Nicole.

 

"Like my body?"

 

Not even by a long-shot. At least with Jessica, she has/had some respectability and hasn't become a coke-sniffing, baby-momma drunkard that is on a weight gain/loss roller coaster. If anyone is close to Marilyn Monroe, it would be Jessica. If Simpson passed away, there would be some genuine sorrow expressed.

ANS: trailer-park born, trailer-park bred and now she's trailer-park dead.

 

Just wait.

Her 15 minutes are up and she'll start clutching at anything -- Playboy photo spread, risque movie, whatever -- to stay in the light.

She may not have been born in a trailer park, but she's as manufactured as ANS and will follow a similar path.

 

Amanda Beard, anyone?

 

I can't believe in the 21st century this is how some of you sexist bigots view women and make fun of their appearance. They are more than just a piece of meat you know. You should all be ashamed. This thread represents the worst of what SportsJournalists.com has to offer. You should be fired........

 

You bite your tongue.

 

I freakin' hope so. My god.

 

Jess Simpson 2009 calendar preview shot

 

Fixed