Jessica, you have seen better days (DEFINITELY NSFW)

Pictures like this are what probably keep Klenex in business. You have been warned.

http://deansplanet.com/jessica_simpson-unbelievable_cleavage.html#

 

Re: Hooray for Jessica Simpson (DEFINITELY NSFW)

Well, that's a big disappointment.

 

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Where the hell is it?

 

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Fixed

 

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1. They look good.

2. She's looked better.

3. She's starting to look like Hillary Swank

 

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I never thought I'd say this but she looks like shit. Completely unnatural.

The NY Daily News had an article about this the other day. apparently she arrived last on the red carpet and looked like a complete attention-starved slut. They were right. The sick thing is her sick molesting daddy probably told her to do it.

 

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She does look bad. And I have to say, even 'they' look unnatural, like there has been some alterations.

Her dad's a dog. It's been a long time since she was a Christian singer, that's for sure.

 

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Yeah...her face looked terrible...of course, it took me a while to notice that she had a head...

 

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On second, third, fourth, fifth look, she does look kind of beat and trashy. She's fallen a little bit from three years ago.

 

She has had some work done on them...

http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/004052.html

And her lipstick is awful.
(Yes, yes, I know we'd all still hit it, I'm just saying...)

 

You could maybe, you know, put some of the blame on the dress. I'm not saying she hasn't had work done or whatever, but that is just an odd-fitting dress.

 

yikes. i guess.