Jersey Shore

Thank God!! I was going into a panic attack thinking I missed something.

 

Is it anything like the Jersey Shore show MTV did a while back? If so, I would kick my own ass if I watched 5 seconds of this new one.

 

Trust me. I felt the same way you do. But after actually watching it, it's comedy gold. No words can accurately describe the debacle this show is.

Fascinatingly debacleous.

 

The show is basically guys who act like this, only they do it for real (NSFW for language).

And, yes, I love it.

 

Home Sweet Home to many along these threads.

 

Wiggers.

 

This is actually one of the few shows my girlfriend and I can both watch.
There's nothing like it on tv.
Key quotes:
"I should have just pounded out what's her face on Friday."
"That's what you get from putting a fat girl's ass in your face. That's how you get pink eye."
"That's how you know we're classy girls. We've lived in this house for two days and we haven't even done anything with these guys."

Oh, and you can't forget the chick who shows up to the house, dressed ok, but carrying all her shit in a garbage bag.

 

From the man who plays the race card on nearly every thread, this is priceless. You've outdone yourself this time. Ass.

 

I had to rewind that four times on my DVR to see if it actually happened.

 

Nothing like showing the rest of the world you are one of the biggest pieces of shit alive.