Jeremy Giambi has a brother?

Lyman Wesley Bostock did not respond to the invitation.

 

That thing reads like it was created by a Korean translation App.

 

Or a police APB.

Be on the lookout for 2 men -- Wallace Keith "Wally" Joyner and Troy Eugene Percival. They are wanted in connection to a robbery / murder in Long Beach this morning. Both me are believed to be armed and dangerous.

 

Mike Maddux and his brother, Greg, will be unable to attend.

As an aside, it always amazed me as a Phillies fan how they never failed to end up with the wrong brother. At various times they had Mike Maddux, Jeremy Giambi, Ken Brett, Mark Leiter, Frank Torre and Vince DiMaggio.
It's like other GMs were the kids who pulled the old, "I'll give you a Brett rookie card for that Mike Schmidt rookie card," trick and the Phillies GMs just dopily said, "Ummm ... OK."

 

Mike came within a strike (TWICE!) of his brother of equaling him in rings.

You just need to thank Tebow the Phillies didn't end up with Brian and Kevin Dykstra.

 

And the hotel staff is happy that The Maddox brothers father will not be attending either