jennifer aniston, circa 1997

zeke12 · Jan 11, 2007

Well, if John isn't interested then I'm not interested.

writing irish · Jan 11, 2007

I would gladly wear Jennifer's pelvis like a feed bag for the rest of my born days.

zeke12 · Jan 11, 2007

writing irish said:

I would gladly wear Jennifer's pelvis like a feed bag for the rest of my born days.
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I always knew you were a romantic at heart.

Next time, try: I'd eat the corn and peanuts out of her shit.

Johnny Dangerously · Jan 11, 2007

Some think McGwire looked better when he carried some extra weight.

Inky_Wretch · Jan 11, 2007

Dater of Raiderettes
JDV pulls hotter chicks than her
Who will call bullshit?

writing irish · Jan 11, 2007

Dang Zeke, the peanuts testimonial might be a little much. Potentially useful as hyperbole though.

RE: Jennifer as my permanent feed bag. I wonder if there's enough nutrients in her secretions for me to subsist without having to disengage to eat food. Maybe if she took lots of vitamins, which I'm sure she does anyway. It's be hard for me to see things at work, and driving might be difficult (I'd have to trade in for a convertible or at least a car with a sun roof). I suppose there'd be all sorts of logistical difficulties that would arise eventually, but it's a nice thought, even if its long-term feasibility is questionable. I'd be willing to try it out on a trial basis at the very least.

zeke12 · Jan 11, 2007

writing irish said:

Dand Zeke, the peanuts testimonial might be a little much. Potentially useful as hyperbole though.

RE: Jennifer as my permanent feed bag. I wonder if there's enough nutrients in her secretions for me to subsist without having to disengage to eat food. Maybe if she took lots of vitamins, which I'm sure she does anyway. It's be hard for me to see things at work, and driving might be difficult (I'd have to trade in for a convertible or at least a car with a sun roof). I suppose there'd be all sorts of logistical difficulties that would arise eventually, but it's a nice thought, even if its long-term feasibility is questionable. I'd be willing to try it out on a trial basis at the very least.
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How would you smoke?

writing irish · Jan 11, 2007

Well seeing how I only smoke while drinking and how I wouldn't be able to drink, I wouldn't smoke, either.

This is opening up a whole new, healthy lifestyle for me. I'm looking forward to it.

Gutter · Jan 11, 2007

John D. Villarreal said:

I don't know. I have never seen this whole JA thing.

Meaning, yeah I would hook up with her if she were in my bed or something but never someone I got excited about.

I look at it like this (no offense but just being real) - 4-5 types of women

1.) Women I ignore & or don't want to even think about doing anything with (i.e. most)

2.) Women that are "cute" - they may make the cut if they are cool, smart, nice (typically some combo of the preceding)

3.) Women that are "pretty" - big step up from number 2 and now you have something you can work with and all those little "issues" and "compromises" seem less important don't they - lol (hate/love that).

4.) Women that are "sexy" - this is what you go for guys. Women that have that certain something - that smolder, that sophistication, that heat. This can be a subset or #3 & #5 - but is never a subset of #1 & rarely #2. However, it is also a stand alone quality, when a woman just has that "something special".

To me Jennifer A NEVER had that. She is a #3.

5.) Women that are legitimately hot - super hot. Everyone wants them & most will do/put up with/sacrifice anything to get with & stay with them. Sucks, but it's life. On the other hand, it's a beautiful thing. Most #5's are also #4's.

Right, so to me JA is really pretty and, yeah, I would hook up with her, but I would always be looking as well.

Maybe that sounds crazy but she does not have the firepower and heat I am looking for. To me say a Demi Moore, Giselle (sp?), Denise Richards, Kate Beckensdale, the chick from Formula 51, Carmen Electra, or even a Cortney Cox are so much better.

JA (and Pam Anderson) to me are like the anti-Miller light, less taste & less filling.

Heck, I would rather hook up with a slightly off & less good looking but sassy Parker Posey. You can tell she would bring her A game & be down for whatever.

JA is like a little girl, the girl next door to be exact. Plus, after she got dumped by Brad she is kinda used goods.

You can almost see her looks & cred dropping by the second.

Again, I want someone with more firepower and doesn't look like she is a lost puppy that got dropped off at the pound.

Anyway, its all subjective anyway - so my $0.02

John
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Whatever.

TwoGloves · Jan 11, 2007

John D. Villarreal said:

I don't know. I have never seen this whole JA thing.

Meaning, yeah I would hook up with her if she were in my bed or something but never someone I got excited about.

I look at it like this (no offense but just being real) - 4-5 types of women

1.) Women I ignore & or don't want to even think about doing anything with (i.e. most)

2.) Women that are "cute" - they may make the cut if they are cool, smart, nice (typically some combo of the preceding)

3.) Women that are "pretty" - big step up from number 2 and now you have something you can work with and all those little "issues" and "compromises" seem less important don't they - lol (hate/love that).

4.) Women that are "sexy" - this is what you go for guys. Women that have that certain something - that smolder, that sophistication, that heat. This can be a subset or #3 & #5 - but is never a subset of #1 & rarely #2. However, it is also a stand alone quality, when a woman just has that "something special".

To me Jennifer A NEVER had that. She is a #3.

5.) Women that are legitimately hot - super hot. Everyone wants them & most will do/put up with/sacrifice anything to get with & stay with them. Sucks, but it's life. On the other hand, it's a beautiful thing. Most #5's are also #4's.

Right, so to me JA is really pretty and, yeah, I would hook up with her, but I would always be looking as well.

Maybe that sounds crazy but she does not have the firepower and heat I am looking for. To me say a Demi Moore, Giselle (sp?), Denise Richards, Kate Beckensdale, the chick from Formula 51, Carmen Electra, or even a Cortney Cox are so much better.

JA (and Pam Anderson) to me are like the anti-Miller light, less taste & less filling.

Heck, I would rather hook up with a slightly off & less good looking but sassy Parker Posey. You can tell she would bring her A game & be down for whatever.

JA is like a little girl, the girl next door to be exact. Plus, after she got dumped by Brad she is kinda used goods.

You can almost see her looks & cred dropping by the second.

Again, I want someone with more firepower and doesn't look like she is a lost puppy that got dropped off at the pound.

Anyway, its all subjective anyway - so my $0.02

John
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That's more like $20 worth.

friend of a friend · Jan 11, 2007

JDV isn't interested? Then I still have a chance.

Cuz, ya know, if JDV wants her, it's over for everyone else.

Ace · Jan 11, 2007

I kinda could tell that John was a feminist or whatever.

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