Jenna Jameson announces her retirement!

I thought that was our little secret.

 

;D It's a true story. She was supposedly on a "five year plan"-- to make her money and be out of the biz in five years.

I'm too scared to Google her to see what she's up to now.

 

She outta know all the ins and outs by now.

 

They all are.

 

If you do.....make sure the safesearch is on.

If safesearch is not on......well, then let's just say you'll have spank material for a while.

 

Oh my gosh, I just Googled her. Hopefully my computer is not ruined.

She hasn't had any AVN Award nominations since '04, but she does not appear to be out of the biz.

 

Luggie is a woman.

 

Give us a name. Out with it!

 

This is a porn thread, Doc. Go with it.

 

Would you rather know the name, or would you rather know her story, which is sad in some ways and fascinating in some ways.

Haven't I posted about this before?

 

Can't I have both?

And I can't recall you posting about this. I know your Gabi Reece story will live on forever.

 

Tell us a tale, Luggie!

(Sitting criss cross applesauce, inching toward Lugnuts sitting a rocking chair in front of a fire.)