Jenn Sterger is now out of the running

Hire this woman...

(NSFWish)

She could be your bartender and recycler.

 

They need the female's to serve the drink's.

 

They also left out the space between St. and Louis. Not representin'.

 

Every topless joint has a sign at the door:
ID and split infinitives required.

 

This sounds like a high class party so big breasts would not be consistent with the tastes and style of senior executives.

Tight and perky with a fairly good size nipple would probably be the tasteful way to go. It's not a frat party .

 

But we're willing to trade looks for a certain morally casual attitude.

 

Discretion is a must.

 

Need to clarify: are you alleging the senior executive don't like big breasts? Or they don't want to be caught ogling big breasts at a company gathering?

 

The latter. Big breasts can be a real eye magnet. If you are trying to do a business deal you don't want to be caught constantly looking away from your client.

I wonder if this a party to announce ESPN St Louis.

 

My friend once hired a topless waitress for a party, but she refused to take her top off because there were girls there. For some reason, he still paid her, and I, drunkenly, tipped her for a "lap dance" she gave my friend in private. Funny night.

 

My. Busty Heart sure is moving up in the world from her days at Busty Heart's strip joint.

 

Tailhook 2009