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Jean-Claude Van Damme to fight in China

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Smallpotatoes, Jan 25, 2010.

  1. Smallpotatoes

    Smallpotatoes Well-Known Member


    He's 50, fighting a 34-year-old guy in the K1.
    Maybe he can fight Herschel Walker next.
  2. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Because of my big legs and karate, I can do the splits... No problem...
  3. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Kuma-Tai, Kuma-Tai! Kuma-Tai, Kuma-Tai!
  4. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    This guy can't wait...

  5. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Not mentioned in the article is the fact that Somluck Kansing paralyzed Van Damme's brother in a brutal bout in Thailand and later raped his girlfriend. This thing is personal, man. They're going to wear gloves covered in glass and fight in diapers.
  6. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Dukes, like put up your dukes right?
  7. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    After he gets tired in the fight, his identical twin, that JCVD did not know existed, will come in to assist in the victory.
  8. John

    John Well-Known Member

    Thank you for that.

    Brick no hit back.
  9. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Maybe JCVD should take a lesson from
  10. doubledown68

    doubledown68 Active Member

    You break my record, now I break you.

    The real question is, should JCVD land a shot, will his opponent not attack for the next 20 seconds to allow the extended "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!" to play out with appropriate cinematic drama? Somehow, I think not.
  11. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    JCVD has been training in an underground Los Angeles pit fighting circuit. He's ready.
    And if he loses, he can always go back in time to change the outcome.
  12. Smallpotatoes

    Smallpotatoes Well-Known Member

    They better stay away from The King
    Springfield Fight Club, Whoop! Whoop!

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