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Jealous of a man and his beard? This thread is not about Katie Holmes.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Double Down, May 31, 2012.

  1. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    I cannot stand the feeling of water not hitting my face when I shower.

    This would drive me crazy...

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  2. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    My facial hair grows rather quickly at first -- I need to shave every day -- but it then slows down. It will take me a solid three months to grow a full beard. It's really the worst of both worlds.
     
  3. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    "Extremely distressed"? ... "Pain and suffering"?

    What a bunch of wussies.
     
  4. John

    John Well-Known Member

    I'm a little jealous of those that can grow bears since I'm about to turn 40 and I can't even come close. Still, I like that I don't need to shave every day.
     
  5. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    I'd like to see T.J. Simers address this story in a column.
     
  6. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    What do you expect from a bunch of peach fuzz pansies? :D
     
  7. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    Man Card revocation for even writing that fluffery.

    The guy probably sits at home and cries over coffee commercials. :'(
     
  8. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Years ago, I decided I was going full mountain man.

    I held on for about 3 months. I was allergic to my own beard. The mustache under my nose had me sneezing nonstop.

    It's embarrassing.
     
  9. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    I've got plenty of facial hair, but I'm 42 and have yet to ever grow a bear.
    And I'm not jealous of guys growing bears. Seems dangerous to me.
     
  10. nmmetsfan

    nmmetsfan Active Member

    If you grow a bear, does it shit in a forest?
     
  11. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    No, in the Vatican.
     
  12. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

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    Epic Beard Man says everyone who can't grow a beard is a pussy.
     
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