JDV strikes again...and again! (updated)

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You know how we do it.

 

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"So, you're saying there's a chance?"

 

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Hell, the JDV threads are our collective pile-on party. Why would one of the Moddys delete/lock them.

Good clean adolescent fun.

 

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This is your scalp brain on steroids.

Any questions?

 

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Screw Dwight Schrute. I want my JDV bobblehead!

 

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This is how we do it
La ra ra ra ra ra...

This is how we do it.
Its friday night, and I feel all right
The party is here on the west side
So I reach for my 40 and I turn it up
Designated driver take the keys to my truck
Hit the shore cause Im faded
Honeys in the street say, monty, yo we made it!
It feels so good in my hood tonight
The summertime skirts and the guys in kani
All the gang bangers forgot about the drive-by
You gotta get your groove on, before you go get paid
So tip up your cup and throw your hands up
And let me hear the party say

1- Im kinda buzzed and its all because
(this is how we do it)
South central does it like nobody does
(this is how we do it)
To all my neighbors you got much flavor
(this is how we do it)
Lets flip the track, bring the old school back
(this is how we do it)

This is how we do it, all hands are in the air
And wave them from here to there
If youre an o.g. mack or a wanna-be player
You see the hoods been good to me
Ever since I was a lower-case g
But now Im a big g. the girls see I got the money
A hundred-dollar bills yall

If you were from where Im from then you would know
That I gotta get mine in a big black truck
You can get yours in a 64

Whatever it is, the partys underway
So tip up your cup and throw your hands up
And let me hear the party say
(repeat 1...)

Im kinda buzzed and its all because
(this is how we do it)
South central does it like nobody does
(this is how we do it)
Ynv, scc, all my homies
(this is how we do it)
Ill never come wack on an old school track

Rap:

Check it out!
Once upon a time in 94
Montell made no money and life sure was slow
All they said was 68 he stood
And people thought the music that he made was good
There lived a d.j. and paul was his name
He came up to monty, this is what he said
You and og are gonna make some cash
Sell a million records and well make in a dash

(repeat 1, ad lib to fade...)

 

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Are you wanting to join the John D. Villarreal Army of Charmions?

 

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Join?

Bitch, I'm the fucking (whatever the highest rank is in the Army).

 

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What do you mean there's a connection between steroids and hair loss? That's preposterous, whatever.

 

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This thread saddens me, because it gives me cause to take a very hilarious quote out of my signature. But clearly, all of the attention (mocking or otherwise) has caused JDV to think we're impressed with his bullshit. Alas, sayonara, sig quote.

 

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Because no one's said it yet ... this thread will not end well.

 

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