Jason Whitlock's Twitter Outing Fail (of me)

Somebody should tell Twitlock he looks like a ginormous turd in that brown suit. He clearly needs a stylist.

 

He'll feel better now that it's his time of year:

 

When does Whitlock go on the celebrity version of The Biggest Loser?

 

He wins by being nominated, Whitlock will always be the biggest loser.

 

I was under the impression that you have to be a celebrity to be a part of the celebrity version.

 

He's a celebrity in the eyes of some.

Why, I have no idea.

Then again, this is a society that somehow decided people like Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were worthy of media attention that amounts to more than the deserved universal scorn.

 

NOT Les Carpenter.

 

I started following Whitlock last Sunday when he emerged on Twitter. I ditched him in a couple hours after he had railed with great conviction about Roethlisberger's and Cassel's scrotums.

"Big Ben's balls scrape the floor, Matt Cassel's are in his throat. This is a QB clinic at Arrowhead. 12:29 PM Nov 22nd from web " -- a little bit before Balls Ben loses to KC in OT

 

"Eyo lesson here, Jay. You come at the King, you best not miss."

 

Les Carpenter, big deal, I got to be Lisa Olson AND Joel Sherman! And Webby, and that gal with the big earrings, and that mom with the kids and, hey, I even got to be Double Down and that guy, what was his handle, Sir Quagmire Esquire, what happened to him??

I mean, all these years on SJ, and all you get to be is Les Carpenter?

 

Man got to have a code.

 

I suppose this is what people think of when they say twitter is stupid

Will I make it the next 24 hours n under 6,000 calories? Capital Grill tonite!