1. Welcome to SportsJournalists.com, a friendly forum for discussing all things sports and journalism.

    Your voice is missing! You will need to register for a free account to get access to the following site features:
    • Reply to discussions and create your own threads.
    • Access to private conversations with other members.
    • Fewer ads.

    We hope to see you as a part of our community soon!

Jason London: Pants Shitter

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Uncle.Ruckus, Jan 29, 2013.

  1. Uncle.Ruckus

    Uncle.Ruckus Guest

    Jason London, who played Randall "Pink" Floyd in Dazed and Confused, was beaten up by a bouncer and arrested for disorderly conduct. He then shit himself in the back of the police car.

  2. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    You've really found your niche.
  3. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Hey, if George Brett can do it ...

  4. ifilus

    ifilus Active Member

  5. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    A guy I knew shit his pants in college.
    Alcohol was involved, of course.
    He was known as Splotch from then on.
  6. Jake_Taylor

    Jake_Taylor Well-Known Member

    Turns out Pink really was having too good a time.

    YGBFKM Guest

    Alcohol is a hell of a drug.
  8. Uncle.Ruckus

    Uncle.Ruckus Guest

    All this story needs is London's attorney to write Gawker with a denial of the pants shitting, written in Comic Sans.
  9. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    All he's saying is if he ever starts referring to these as the best years of his life, remind him to kill himself.
  10. Jake_Taylor

    Jake_Taylor Well-Known Member

    And he thought Ben Affleck was kind of a joke.
  11. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    The drunker you do get, the more they're gonna try to take you to jail. You just gotta keep shittin' ... S-H-I-T-T-I-N'.
  12. Bradley Guire

    Bradley Guire Well-Known Member

    If I wasn't lazy, and I am, I would make some kind of meme that goes a little something like this:

    Shit faced
    (picture of guy with obvious skid marks)
    You're doing it wrong.

    Okay, you gotta use your imagination a bit, but I think it just might be worth it.You're welcome.
Draft saved Draft deleted

Share This Page