Jason London: Pants Shitter

Jason London, who played Randall "Pink" Floyd in Dazed and Confused, was beaten up by a bouncer and arrested for disorderly conduct. He then shit himself in the back of the police car.

http://gawker.com/5980023/this-is-what-jason-london-looked-like-after-he-shit-his-pants-in-the-back-of-a-cop-car

 

You've really found your niche.

 

Hey, if George Brett can do it ...

 

A guy I knew shit his pants in college.
Alcohol was involved, of course.
He was known as Splotch from then on.

 

Turns out Pink really was having too good a time.

 

Alcohol is a hell of a drug.

 

All this story needs is London's attorney to write Gawker with a denial of the pants shitting, written in Comic Sans.

 

All he's saying is if he ever starts referring to these as the best years of his life, remind him to kill himself.

 

And he thought Ben Affleck was kind of a joke.

 

The drunker you do get, the more they're gonna try to take you to jail. You just gotta keep shittin' ... S-H-I-T-T-I-N'.

 

If I wasn't lazy, and I am, I would make some kind of meme that goes a little something like this:

Shit faced
(picture of guy with obvious skid marks)
You're doing it wrong.


Okay, you gotta use your imagination a bit, but I think it just might be worth it.You're welcome.