Jarrod Saltalamacchia

Link isn't working. What are y'all talking about?

 

"What are the 10 most common stripper names in America, Alex?"

 

A Texas state representative named Betty Brown suggested to an Asian man giving testimony that it would be a lot easier for everyone involved if they "Americanized" their names.

 

We don't see what the big deal is about Saltalamacchia's name.

 

That's only one name.

 

... Has never been in my kitchen.

(This board is slipping.)

 

Slappy, you seem like the kind of guy who manually changes the numbers at the end of url strings when surfing porn -- as to peruse an entire series of photos.

Not that I'd know anything about that.

 

Surfing what now?

 

Oh, man, that's way too specific an action for the mention of it not to be suspicious. ;D