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Jarrod Saltalamacchia

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by king cranium maximus IV, Apr 9, 2009.

  1. king cranium maximus IV

    king cranium maximus IV Active Member

    ...would like a word with this woman.
  2. Gutter

    Gutter Well-Known Member

    Well, he would have an easier time fitting his name on his jersey.

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  3. king cranium maximus IV

    king cranium maximus IV Active Member

    I love the Rangers' master stroke of getting an even bigger font for their NOBs. It's bad enough that Frank Catalanotto plays for them.

    I'd love to see Salty in a Suns' jersey, where even Steve Nash's name looks scrunched up.
  4. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    His jersey needs a jump.

    Continued on BP jersey.
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  5. RickStain

    RickStain Well-Known Member

    Betty Brown is the perfect name for her.

    /obscure Vonnegut reference
  6. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    So Asians should adopt "American" names to make it easier for spelling.

    But Americans are the ones coming up with dozens of different ways to spell common names (much to the bane of sports writers across the nation). "So is that Madison, Madeson, Madyson or Madisin?"
  7. budcrew08

    budcrew08 Active Member

    She needs to shut the fuck up.
  8. RickStain

    RickStain Well-Known Member

    Maddysyn ftw.
  9. budcrew08

    budcrew08 Active Member

    Shit, I spelled the pitcher's name Madison and it was really Madyson. FML.
  10. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    Exactly. And she needs to be voted out of office as soon as possible. What's she going to do next? Suggest plastic surgery to look more "American?"
  11. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    No, I believe her next crusade will be to ask for less starch in the dry cleaning.
  12. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    I am horribly ashamed to know that she represents Texas.
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