Jarrod Saltalamacchia

...would like a word with this woman.

 

Well, he would have an easier time fitting his name on his jersey.

 

I love the Rangers' master stroke of getting an even bigger font for their NOBs. It's bad enough that Frank Catalanotto plays for them.

I'd love to see Salty in a Suns' jersey, where even Steve Nash's name looks scrunched up.

 

His jersey needs a jump.

Continued on BP jersey.

 

Betty Brown is the perfect name for her.

/obscure Vonnegut reference

 

So Asians should adopt "American" names to make it easier for spelling.

But Americans are the ones coming up with dozens of different ways to spell common names (much to the bane of sports writers across the nation). "So is that Madison, Madeson, Madyson or Madisin?"

 

She needs to shut the fuck up.

 

Maddysyn ftw.

 

Shit, I spelled the pitcher's name Madison and it was really Madyson. FML.

 

Exactly. And she needs to be voted out of office as soon as possible. What's she going to do next? Suggest plastic surgery to look more "American?"

 

No, I believe her next crusade will be to ask for less starch in the dry cleaning.

 

I am horribly ashamed to know that she represents Texas.