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Jared goes off his diet

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by britwrit, Mar 2, 2016.

  1. britwrit

    britwrit Well-Known Member

  2. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Hopefully, about 25 pounds of it is semen that's been manually pumped up his ass.
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  3. MisterCreosote

    MisterCreosote Well-Known Member

    I'm kind of surprised he hasn't been shanked yet.
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  4. 3_Octave_Fart

    3_Octave_Fart Well-Known Member

    Good thing our prison system allows pigs like Jared to get fat in the clink while law-abiding citizens are literally starving.
  5. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Is he wearing a North Face jacket in prison?
  6. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    That photo is from when his house was searched.
  7. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Aw, you're going to revive complaints about prison rape jokes!

    But, I am horrible. I really LOLed at your post. Well done.
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  8. Twirling Time

    Twirling Time Well-Known Member

    That's the Rod Stewart diet.
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  9. Neutral Corner

    Neutral Corner Well-Known Member

    I'm betting he won't be able to get a sponsorship deal with Weight Watchers.
  10. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    A lot of military bases have Subways. His prison should open a franchise.
  11. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    Hey Jared, I just had a foot long and it was good. But I was allowed to chew it before I swallowed, that's a luxury you'll not be getting
  12. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    He's not off his diet. He's on a steady diet of tube steak.
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