Jared from Subway

This apparently isn't Jared's first porn rodeo:

Feds Raid Subway Jared's Home in Child Porn Investigation

Well, it turns out in college, the All-American Jared was known for something entirely different. According to our source, while studying at Indiana University, Fogle ran a very successful pornography rental company out of his bedroom. His porn collection was vast and extensive, and Fogle took his business pretty seriously. A video would run a patron a dollar a day (cheap!), and people would come from all over to take advantage of the deal. Needless to say, Jared had enough porn to keep his customers happy.

 

Why does the Obama hate Hoosier entrepreneurs?

 

He was Redbox before Redbox. (All puns intended)

 

You bastards.

You sick, glorious bastards. Eat fresh? Smaller pants? You're killing me.

 

There's a 6-inch joke here, but I'm not going there.

 

Didn't even feel it coming off the club head, did you?

 

A friend of mine was on the same flight as Jared from Subway once.

And he said all he could think of was, if this plane crashes "Jared from Subway and 140 other people die" will be the story.

I still giggle about it

 

And then it turned out SHE was into child porn.

 

Ugh.

If you're going to make a child porn joke, it's got to be good.

This was terrible.

 

No grinders or hoagies either

 

Somehow, I feel a lot better about eating the veggie patty from Subway yesterday.

 

He wouldn't have had to get into porn if only some newspaper would have written about him. That paper cost him a scholarship.