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Jared from Subway

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Inky_Wretch, Jul 7, 2015.

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  1. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

  2. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

    Joe Paterno, Bill Cosby, Jared from Subway!

  3. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

  4. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    You'd jump into kiddie porn too if Trout and Kershaw hijacked your gravy train.
  5. Dick Whitman

    Dick Whitman Well-Known Member

    He started going to Subway because he had a crush on a high school friend of mine who was working behind the counter. So I know he has some sincere interest in of-age women.
  6. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

    There's no way you can just end this story here. None.
  7. Dick Whitman

    Dick Whitman Well-Known Member

    Yeah, that's basically the extent of it. My friend Jill from high school - a school newspaper pal, actually - went to IU and worked at Subway. She's OK. Kind of a larger framed swimmer physique. She worked at the Subway downstairs from Jared's apartment, I believe, and he started coming in there because he was creeping on her. I don't think she ever reciprocated the interest, as he weighed about four bills when he started coming in. She's a really nice person. Her brother was the ace pitcher for my summer men's league team about 10 years ago.
  8. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    This is terrible. I didn't laugh at all. Nope.
    Big Circus and Songbird like this.
  9. JayFarrar

    JayFarrar Well-Known Member

    Hot coffee through my nose hurts.
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  10. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    You're drinking it wrong. ;)
  11. expendable

    expendable Well-Known Member

    I guess we misunderstood him all these years when he would brag about getting into smaller pants.
  12. Mr. Sunshine

    Mr. Sunshine Well-Known Member

    Yikes! That's Jeselnikian.
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