Jared from Subway - alleged porn peddler extraordinaire during his college days

This is some funny stuff:

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2007/05/09/bwe-exclusive-jared-fogle-the-pornography-guy

 

Oh thank God.

I thought this was another JDV/RokSki video exclusive. I'm not sure the Intranets could handle that, never mind my stomach.

 

Re: Jared from Subway - alleged porn peddler extraordinaire during his college d

I could've done without the last line in the story. Not a good visual.

 

He always had good inventory.

I mean, wha?

 

I guess he preferred cooking sausage in college.

 

Sing it!

"...Subway...Beat fresh!"

 

Sounds like Jared was a true connoisseur.

 

Jared wanted a lot of mayo on those foot-long subs.

 

I'm glad I wasn't drinking my coffee when I read that.

A friend of mine from college worked at a record store that had a video department downstairs and had prn. Guys would come in complaining because the pron they got wasn;t the right one.

I mean, it's porn, how can you get the wrong kind of porn? Was the plot not what you thought it was going to be?

And Jared, you caused a lot of kittens to die you perv.

 

He's horny, real horny ....

 

Jared responds
http://www.tmz.com/2007/05/11/subways-jared-says-hes-no-porn-pimp/

The sandwich shiller called in to Z99.5's Smiley Morning Show in his hometown of Indianapolis this morning to refute Best Week Ever's claims that he ran a porn rental palace while attending college.

The former fatty told radio host Dave Smiley that it's true he had a mighty porn collection in college, but "I definitely didn't have it as a business, and I definitely didn't rent to anybody." Instead, says Jared, he would lend his tawdry tapes for free. "Looking back now, I probably should have [charged], I could have paid for my Subway sandwiches."

Jared also swiped at claims that he lived above a Subway shop in college and ate there out of laziness. "It was actually a McDonald's, not a Subway."

 

You mean the creepy fat guy had a boat load of porn? No way.

There was a 380-pound behemoth that lived one floor above me my frosh year at Mizzou. Dude was from Vegas, had been in town less than a week. Yet he knew the way to the strip club. You could say that the Vegas aspect had him attuned... but the bottom line is, fat guys ALWAYS know where the porn is.