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Jailhouse Rock: SJ.com's Paris Hilton Diaries

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by slappy4428, Jun 8, 2007.

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  1. tonysoprano

    tonysoprano Member

    Friday, 7:45 p.m. - OK, uh, I need to call Nicky. I don't get this note that was like drawn on my wall, "YOU WILL BE SHANKED BEFORE MIDNIGHT." That's some real dark lipstick they used to write this. I think it's lipstick...
     
    tonysoprano, Jun 9, 2007
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  2. pressmurphy

    pressmurphy Member

    Saturday, 7:20 a.m. (in the mess hall):

    Guard: "Hey, 673987. Go to the end of the line and wait your turn to be served breakfast."

    Saturday, 7:21 a.m. (in the mess hall):

    Paris: "Um, mister? I tried going to the end of the line, but there was already someone there."
     
    pressmurphy, Jun 9, 2007
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  3. spaceman

    spaceman Active Member

    Saturday, 9:20 a.m. One of the girls said to watch out for the cavity search. I told her I don't have to worry, I went to the dentist last month.
     
    spaceman, Jun 9, 2007
    #15
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