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J-Rod ready to tie the knot

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by bigpern23, Mar 14, 2019.

  1. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    No thread yet on Alex Rodriguez proposing to Jennifer Lopez? Their engagement photos are so laughably terrible, I'm surprised no one posted them yet. The best part is that, while marriage ostensibly ends up being about the bride, the photos are, of course, more about Alex than they are Jennifer. Also, he's wearing a ring bigger than the one she's putting on his finger.


     
    bigpern23, Mar 14, 2019
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  2. CD Boogie

    CD Boogie Well-Known Member

    This is the fifth time she has been engaged. She’s beautiful and all, but I’d be shocked if they last.
     
    CD Boogie, Mar 14, 2019
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  3. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    She's shocked -- SHOCKED, I tell you -- as A-Rod kneels for the perfect picture in the perfect light on the perfect beach.
     
    TheSportsPredictor, Mar 14, 2019
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  4. goalmouth

    goalmouth Well-Known Member

    How he got from A-Roid to this is one of the great immigrant stories of our time.
     
    goalmouth, Mar 14, 2019
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  5. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    Mr. A-Lo
     
    Chef2, Mar 14, 2019
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  6. typefitter

    typefitter Well-Known Member

    4.5 marriages is... quite a few marriages, by my lights. I might go for two. There is no way I'm stretching out a triple in this life.
     
    typefitter, Mar 15, 2019
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  7. Slacker

    Slacker Well-Known Member

    The mirrors at this wedding might outnumber the guests.
     
    Slacker, Mar 15, 2019
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  8. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    Jose Cansaco claims that he saw Sasquatch sliding into home base with J-Lo.
     
    Oggiedoggie, Mar 15, 2019
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  9. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    She just wanted one for the thumb.
     
    playthrough, Mar 15, 2019
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  10. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    She's like the Tom Brady of dating.
     
    bigpern23, Mar 15, 2019
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