I've got a bat ...

Signing back on to read the taunting ranks pretty high on the list, too. :-[

 

No, he just has no penis.

 

This was much more entertaining that I expected.

 

Hell, for 300 bucks, you could've shot the motherfucker with a 12-guage from 20 yards and had the window replaced!

*Sorry, beaner*

 

Not sure what to do about the friendly bat?

Obviously you've never worked in Abilene.

 

I caught a bat once. Wanted to take it too school but the science teacher said it was a health risk.

 

beanpole, couldn't you have borrowed a friend with balls?

I actually think bats are cute. Don't bother me at all.

Snakes don't either.

Just don't like skunks cause they've got no fear.

 

bean: I am going to write you a prescription for 2 testicles.......man up, you giant puss.

I was thinking of The Great Outdoors the entire time I read this thread.

 

We had a bat in our house a few years back.
The kids were asleep and it flew throughout the house.
I couldn't catch it, it crawled underneath a doorcrack and came right at me.
So we all had to get rabies shots.

http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/dvrd/rabies/bats_&_rabies/bats&.htm

Trust me, spending $300 is better than a ton of shots, which myself, my wife and 2 kids (ages 2 and 1 at the time) had to get.

Do NOT take any chances with bats, there are documented stories of people not knowing they were bit and later dieing of rabies.

 

Foot-long needle in the abdomen?