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I've been asked to give a speech

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Smallpotatoes, Jan 8, 2010.

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  1. Pancamo

    Pancamo Active Member

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/01/06/AR2010010605375.html

    Ask if they have a mortgage-free house to put up for collateral on a loan.
     
    Pancamo, Jan 11, 2010
    #25
  2. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Tell them about the new A-Team movie coming out in June.
     
    Baron Scicluna, Jan 11, 2010
    #26
  3. murphyc

    murphyc Well-Known Member

    Whatever you do, just don't picture them nude. :eek:
     
    murphyc, Jan 11, 2010
    #27
  4. beanpole

    beanpole Member

    Tell them how you decide which of their grandkids will get scholarships.
     
    beanpole, Jan 11, 2010
    #28
  5. Mystery Meat II

    Mystery Meat II Well-Known Member

    Thank them for being your paper's last subscribers
     
    Mystery Meat II, Jan 11, 2010
    #29
  6. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Try using a negro dialect.
     
    Boom_70, Jan 11, 2010
    #30
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