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I've been asked to give a speech

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Smallpotatoes, Jan 8, 2010.

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  1. MacDaddy

    MacDaddy Active Member

    They are probably completely unaware that robots eat old people's medicine for fuel.
     
    MacDaddy, Jan 9, 2010
    #13
  2. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Youth in Asia
     
    Boom_70, Jan 9, 2010
    #14
  3. Drip

    Drip Active Member

    I fell asleep watching Blazing Saddles on AMC last night.
     
    Drip, Jan 9, 2010
    #15
  4. SoCalDude

    SoCalDude Active Member

    Tell them about all the calls you get from grandmas and grandpas complaining about the lack of coverage of their grandkids and how you are costing them college scholarships.
     
    SoCalDude, Jan 10, 2010
    #16
  5. Mystery Meat II

    Mystery Meat II Well-Known Member

    Youth sports.
     
    Mystery Meat II, Jan 10, 2010
    #17
  6. Sxysprtswrtr

    Sxysprtswrtr Active Member

    Brett Favre.
    They can relate.
     
    Sxysprtswrtr, Jan 10, 2010
    #18
  7. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

    Shuffleboard vs. Croquet
     
    HanSenSE, Jan 10, 2010
    #19
  8. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    Bring our boys back from Vietnam.
     
    cranberry, Jan 10, 2010
    #20
  9. mojo20205

    mojo20205 Member

    "What I'd like to have right now is for all you fat, out of shape, geriatric jerk offs to keep the noise down, while I take my robe off and show you what a real sexy man is supposed to look like --- Hit the music."

    That should break the ice.
     
    mojo20205, Jan 10, 2010
    #21
  10. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Talk to them about that time you got a letter or phone call from an angry reader criticizing your coverage.
     
    BYH, Jan 10, 2010
    #22
  11. Smallpotatoes

    Smallpotatoes Well-Known Member

    Which one?
     
    Smallpotatoes, Jan 11, 2010
    #23
  12. jlee

    jlee Well-Known Member

    Damn, beat me to it.
     
    jlee, Jan 11, 2010
    #24
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