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It's that time of year ... time for cough drops

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Bubbler, Nov 14, 2006.

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What is your favorite cough drop flavor?

  1. Cherry

    8 vote(s)
    44.4%
  2. Honey Lemon

    5 vote(s)
    27.8%
  3. Mentho-Lyptus

    2 vote(s)
    11.1%
  4. Peppermint

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Spearmint

    1 vote(s)
    5.6%
  6. Strawberry

    1 vote(s)
    5.6%
  7. Fruit? (WTF??)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  8. Other

    1 vote(s)
    5.6%
  1. spup1122

    spup1122 Guest

    Ricola Cherry. Love them.
     
  2. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Are you asking? I dunno, try licking its ass. Then give it a whiff of vapor action.

    Or reverse it ... I don't know, you're the one who wants a Mentho-Lyptus-fueled canine blow job.

    I'm all for whatever floats someone's boat, but I don't dig dog hummers like you do, Dye. :D
     
  3. DyePack

    DyePack New Member

    The "you" in that case meant, well, you. Can't make it much clearer than that.

    But it's no wonder you need a cough drop if you're deep throating small, reluctant animals. The resistance, the flying fur, the thick, protein-laden animal semen -- all recipes for throat problems. But I'm sure you already know this from experience.
     
  4. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    This thread certainly has taken an unexpected turn.
     
  5. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    First rule of making a joke is if you have to explain it, your fucked.

    Nice try. Just admit you wish you worded the original post differently, move on and cut your losses.

    And make sure you thank your dog ... and the good folks at Hall's. :D
     
  6. DyePack

    DyePack New Member

    Most people with developed brain cells would get the joke, though, so there wasn't much explanation required.

    It wasn't like I said YOU enjoy oral copulation across phylums. Now that would require some explanation.
     
  7. EmbassyRow

    EmbassyRow Active Member

    And he LET IT OFF THE HOOK!

    The back of the cough-drop bag said I'm only supposed to take one every 30 minutes. With this cough? #%$! that.
     
  8. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Oh hell, look on the bright side, DyePack.

    You and Murphy The Dog could star in SportsJournalists.com's version of Deep Throat.

    Cue disco-porno-chic soundtrack with featured track "Vapor Action". :D
     
  9. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    Um, Dye? How do you know animal semen is thick?
     
  10. DyePack

    DyePack New Member

    I paid attention during the job requiring basic knowledge so said product could be shipped across state lines. Do you really think farmers line up 100 boars and 100 sows, then say, "Hey, go to it?"

    Just to prove it, I found this helpful article. Just substitute the phrase "Bubbler's tongue" or "Bubbler's lips" in place of "hand" or "fingers":

    Collecting semen
    Use a shady, draught-free area when collecting semen since exposure to ultra violet light, sudden temperature changes and water contamination, lower the spermatozoa’s viability.

    When the boar is mounted on the dummy grasp the spiral end of his penis with the hand (gloved or bare, it must be clean, dry and warm). Allow the boar to thrust through the clenched hand a few times before applying pressure. Hand pressure on the spiral part of the penis, imitates that of the oestrus sow’s cervix, stimulating ejaculation. With experience, it becomes obvious that some boars prefer more pressure than others. The long hairs around the boar’s prepuce should be clipped to minimise injury.

    When the penis is 'locked' in the hand and the boar relaxes, a four-phase ejaculation follows in a few seconds, taking 5 to 10 minutes to complete. The first phase, called the pre-sperm fraction, has clear seminal fluid, some gel, dead sperm cells and is heavily contaminated with bacteria. It should not be collected.

    The next phase is the sperm-rich fraction, easily recognised by its creamy- white colour. Although only 50 ml in volume, it contains the greatest density of spermatozoa. Because spermatozoa are very sensitive to rapid temperature change, a warm, dry, insulated collecting flask is required to safeguard semen fertility. The third fraction, greyish because of lower density of spermatozoa, accounts for about 80 ml of the collection. Fractions two and three only are collected when semen is to be diluted for storage over a few days.

    The fourth phase or post-sperm fraction provides the large semen volume peculiar to pigs. Up to 250 ml of clear seminal plasma free of spermatozoa, plus gel is secreted from the accessory glands. The gel portion apparently has no physiological significance. It is separated from the collection by several layers of gauze or a similar filter fastened over the collection flask. Filtering particles of gel from the semen prevents catheter blockage during insemination. Hair, skin or dust particles from the boar or dummy must also be excluded from the flask during collection.

    Large amounts of gel signal the end of ejaculation. When it is clear the boar’s erection is fading, a second ejaculation can be stimulated with brief, firm, pulsating hand pressure applied to his penis.
     
  11. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    The Smith Brothers wept. And Luden's are about as effective as Life Savers against colds. That is, not at all.
     
  12. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    when exactly did this board war start? I knew nothing of it.




    And dools: I was talking taste. I never take cough drops to work. Just to distract me from the pain.
     
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