It's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday

Man loses wife, wants to honor her final wishes. Hilarity ensues.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/26/milan-marinkovic-tombstone-vagina_n_2025467.html?ref=topbar

 

A member of our extended family has promised her husband that, if he goes first, she'll dance on his grave in a skirt, no panties.

 

That is sooooo hot. Now I'm rethinking cremation.

 

"Here Lies Camel Toe. Beloved Wife, Mother of Four."

 

"Hey, I said I'd always be faithful to my wife, but it's not etched in stone ... DAMN!"

 

I want to be taxidermied naked and left in the corner of the bedroom to scare off would-be suitors of the gf. She did not think that was as funny as I do.

 

In about 30 seconds, everyone in the crowd with the exception of my wife will be headed for the exits!

 

I've always said that I want to be taxidermied in the angry bear pose.

 

Serbians are fucking nuts.

 

There's a lot of Boyz II Men songs that would've worked with this story.

End Of The Road. Water Runs Dry. They all work.

I'll Make Love To You works if you throw a question mark at the end of it.

 

From the NSFW chisel marks in the stone, I would say that bush was hairy. Maybe trimmed a little, but hairy nonetheless. Serbian cut or wax?

 

This would have been a great story for the "Florida or Europe" game if you took out the country references & the husband and wife names.