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It's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Killick, Oct 29, 2012.

  1. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    Man loses wife, wants to honor her final wishes. Hilarity ensues.


  2. waterytart

    waterytart Active Member

    A member of our extended family has promised her husband that, if he goes first, she'll dance on his grave in a skirt, no panties.
  3. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    That is sooooo hot. Now I'm rethinking cremation.
  4. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    "Here Lies Camel Toe. Beloved Wife, Mother of Four."
  5. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    "Hey, I said I'd always be faithful to my wife, but it's not etched in stone ... DAMN!"
  6. Rusty Shackleford

    Rusty Shackleford Active Member

    I want to be taxidermied naked and left in the corner of the bedroom to scare off would-be suitors of the gf. She did not think that was as funny as I do.
  7. buckweaver

    buckweaver Active Member

    In about 30 seconds, everyone in the crowd with the exception of my wife will be headed for the exits!
  8. amraeder

    amraeder Well-Known Member

    I've always said that I want to be taxidermied in the angry bear pose.

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  9. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    Serbians are fucking nuts.
  10. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    There's a lot of Boyz II Men songs that would've worked with this story.

    End Of The Road. Water Runs Dry. They all work.

    I'll Make Love To You works if you throw a question mark at the end of it.
  11. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    From the NSFW chisel marks in the stone, I would say that bush was hairy. Maybe trimmed a little, but hairy nonetheless. Serbian cut or wax?
  12. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    This would have been a great story for the "Florida or Europe" game if you took out the country references & the husband and wife names.
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