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It's Really Hot in Minneapolis ...

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Riptide, Jul 5, 2016.

  1. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

    You can be smoking hot and dressed appropriately for a wedding. I've seen it done.
     
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  2. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    I'm sure she made most of it up.
     
  3. I'd wager 95 percent of this story is bullshit.
     
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  4. exmediahack

    exmediahack Well-Known Member

    I'll agree with that. Is it credible that a stranger would grab her ass? Well... aside from Vombatus?
     
  5. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Life is hard. Dress like a hooker at your friend's wedding, and it's harder.
     
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  6. MisterCreosote

    MisterCreosote Well-Known Member

    Appropriately for whose wedding?

    I wore a Hawaiian shirt and flip-flops to the last one I went to.
     
  7. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    If I went to a wedding and people didn't grab my ass, spill beer on me and talk behind my back, I'd wonder why they didn't have an open bar.
     
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  8. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    How would you look in that Saran wrap dress, though?
     
  9. MisterCreosote

    MisterCreosote Well-Known Member

    Please. There'd be a line out the door of hands waiting to grab my tight, supple ass.
     
  10. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    Game, set, match.
     
  11. BTExpress

    BTExpress Well-Known Member

    "I think I'll go down to the homeless shelter and show those people what they're capable of if they would just make a fucking effort. Makes me feel good about myself and accentuates things about me I'm proud of."

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  12. Lugnuts

    Lugnuts Well-Known Member

    This is a cross-thread with Reilly.
     
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