It's really hot, aka I hate my roommate

I say if you're hot, turn the AC on. If she doesn't like it, tell her you can either leave it on until the house cools or she can lick your balls dry. I feel that's a fair compromise.

 

I don't think IJAG has balls. She's not Sharon Stone.

 

Tell her it'll be June in only a few hours.

 

It's fitting somebody named "Board Stiff" posted in a thread about a sweaty IJAG.

 

A brief but powerful storm just came through, so it's only 81 now.

I guess I should stop complaining.

 

But that most definitely ain't.

 

That's kind of crazy unless she's renting out your bed while you're away. It's not like it's going to take half as much heat or AC when you're not there.

In my early 20s I moved into a place and one of the roomies pulls me aside and says the other guy thinks it's the first guy's turn to buy the toilet paper and they're fighting about it, but he knows where the guy keeps his stash, so if I need to take a crap and the guy isn't there, the toilet paper is hidden under the one guy's bed, otherwise use a Kleenex or a napkin or whatever you can find. If I hadn't already paid first and last, I'd have left right then, which would have been a shame because one of the guys who was away that week became one of my closest friends and remains so 27 years later. Instead I excused myself, walked to the corner and bought a huge thing of toilet paper. And that settled that.

 

At midnight, turn on the AC to 60 degrees and tell her "It's now June and I'm turning the A/C on."

Then stand over the vent in a wet T-shirt and send us pics...

 

Don't worry IJAG, you'll be able to cool off in Seattle in a couple of weeks. It's never (ok, almost never) hot in June in Seattle.

 

IJAG is all like "Damn, can someone put on the AC?"

And her roommates are all like "Dude, I don't see what the problem is."

 

Wow.

 

Indeed, Could use a burger or 10.