It's OK to whack off on Swedish beaches

http://gawker.com/public-masturbation-declared-legal-in-sweden-after-land-1340599730?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

"Sweden is now "okay" with public masturbation. On June 6, a 65-year-old man took off his shorts at a beach near Stockholm and began masturbating into the ocean. The man was charged with sexual assault, but was acquitted last week after a judge ruled he was not targeting a specific person."

As expected, the comments are quite amusing

 

Among the replies, and an awesome one at that:

 

Well, he's not assaulting anyone but himself.

 

Good lord, they're fucking bicycles.

 

But it's still frowned upon on airplanes. Thanks a lot, Bin Laden.

 

He was finishing on the ocean's grille?

 

To hell with American Exceptionalism. We're the worst.
We should be more like Europe.

 

Have you seen the people in this country? You really want to encourage them to take their genitals out anywhere ... let alone in public?

 

Yes. Yes, I do.