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It's late...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Killick, Aug 24, 2008.

  1. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    ... and I must be getting punchy, working on a 2k-word assignment on estate planning changes coming up. I'm sitting here listening to BBC world news on the radio while I work and they're reporting on declining African elephant populations. Only problem is, their female reporter -- with exact elocution -- keeps referring to "elephant herds." And I'm becoming either Beavis or Butthead, because every time she uses that phrase, it sounds distinctly like "elephant turds" and I cackle like a 6yo.

    "Elephant herds used to fill the countryside" heh, heh, heh...

    "Elephant herds have been squeezed out of the country since..." BWAH-HA-HA!!!

    I need some sleep. God bless the BBC.
  2. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    For great humour ...

  3. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Well, it could be worse. You could be doing what I'm doing.
  4. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Giving your dog a red rocket?
  5. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    If I had a dog and knew what that meant, probably.
  6. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhahaha beer
  7. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    It's fun when you do it to neighbors, too. Just get their consent first.
  8. rascalface

    rascalface Member

    Are there any of those drunk elephants that Paris Hilton was/wasn't talking about awhile ago?
  9. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Then might I suggest one of these?

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  10. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    God, I love the House of Commons. Amazed there isn't a fistfight a week. And every time I watch, I remember the inspired SNL sketch in which Colin Quinn, the rep from Dublin, keeps trying to foist "a package" off on the PM to take home in his car.
  11. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    It's like watching a streetball game with the crowd going nuts after every dunk.
  12. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    Damn solid.
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