It's Hard To Get A Tee Time In Westchester

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/President-Obama-Rejected-Trump-Golf-Course-Westchester-274423351.html

 

So does this mean he no longer qualifies as a CELEBRITY!!!!?

 

Winged Foot was never going to let him disrupt their club, but he couldn't get on at Willow Ridge? Willow Ridge? LOL.

 

Saxon Woods and Maple Moor tee times were all sold out.

 

He should have just gotten up early and played Split Rock.

 

If you throw the starter at Mohansic a $20 he'll get you out.

 

Ya know, my politics are to the left of Karl Marx, but even I think one of his advisors should pull him aside and say, "Hey Bob Hope and Change, cool it. This golf shit is becoming a punch line."

 

No shame in not getting on at Winged Foot. I have two friends who are members and I still haven't sniffed the place.

I do know a guy who could probably have pulled a couple strings and snuck him on at Darien.

 

I think we were on an ISIS-related timeout when this happened, but over the weekend he acknowledged he shouldn't have gone out after delivering his remarks on the beheading. Said it wasn't good "optics."

 

"Optics." I voted for him, but he sounds like douchebag using buzzwords such as "optics."

 

#PresidentObamaHasAlwaysBeenTerribleAtPoliticalTheater

 

Gannett will want to hire him in 2017.