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It's bleepin' hot

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Johnny Dangerously, Jul 3, 2009.

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  1. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    It's been over 100 degrees for like two weeks. I'm melting.
     
    sportschick, Jul 5, 2009
    #37
  2. Lieslntx

    Lieslntx Active Member

    What SC said. I mean, I know it's Texas and all. But this crap that Mother Nature is giving us is bullshit of the highest order.

    My letter to her:

    Seriously, Bitch. Back the fuck off. I understand that you, Miss Prissy Mother Nature, are ultimately in charge. I am aware of this. FINE. We get it. Just cool the fuck off, already. Please???

    End of letter.

    True story. Tonight, on our way out and about in town, we open the windows in the car. 'Cause it's quicker than waiting on the A/C. The car shows a temp outside of 98. We in the car are commenting on how bearable the air feels now, compared to in the daytime.

    WE THOUGHT 98 DEGREES FELT NICE AND COOL!

    Rant over. Thank you!
     
    Lieslntx, Jul 5, 2009
    #38
  3. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Maybe Mother Earth is going through menopause and getting hot flashes. . .
     
    sportschick, Jul 5, 2009
    #39
  4. Lieslntx

    Lieslntx Active Member

    Well, her fucking hot flashes are going to kill me before I get old enough to have my own hot flashes.
     
    Lieslntx, Jul 5, 2009
    #40
  5. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Maybe we should get her some hormones.
     
    sportschick, Jul 5, 2009
    #41
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