It's A Very SJ.com Christmas V: Starring......Boom_70!!!!

Outstanding!

I'm going to go crawl back in my hole now.

 

BYH - Not a greater honor have I ever been bestowed. The feature player in your annual Christmas story. I am deeply touched by your gesture. After that atheist Kurt Warner killed our hopes for the Hots to win the 2007 NIAFL football chamionship I've been very down, but no longer. I feel like the man who has been chosen as grand marshall for the Festivus parade down Fifth Ave.

I must go now as I have a conference call with Dan Naulty at 1pm to discuss a new fitiness regimen for 2008. Since he retired from baseball he has become a personal trainer.

Happy Holidays to all. Thanks for letting me play in your sand box - one that I really have no business to be in , but dam it's fun.


Oh - I almost forgot. Naulty did not play for the Yankees in '98. He was on the squad in 1999. Who did your research ? Leon Carter?

 

TheBigBleed can confirm that -- according to a friend of a friend of the friendless' ex-girlfriend's friend -- that rocked.

Also, that the real estate market is in trouble and Megan Fox and Sophia Bush need an 8-second hot beef injection.

BLOGS!

Nice work, BYH.

 

BYH--do you have the earlier years? I have last year's, would love to see the first three again. Five years qualifies for a Collection.

 

Amused?

 

Lady Byng was a piece of ass in Spnited's day, which I believe was Sept. 23, 1932.

Outstanding work. The finest thing I'll read while defecating today.

 

A poop joke. Lovely.

 

To be included in a work of genius like this is the greatest complemment compliment complamint thing.

Bingle Jells, y'all!

 

Read this while eating a bowl of dicks (peanuts) and drinking a frosty mug of STFU (beer). I accept that your genius dictates that I go from the lead to being Denkinger's biotch. But great work, as usual. Next year, it should be about Stan's foibles about being the stable one in his household.

 

You know this is a great piece of parody when every word by Boom is spelled correctly...