It's A Very SJ.com Christmas IV: Starring......21!!!

I think I finally decided on Post of the Year.

I'm honored beyond description....laughing so hard I think a kidney lodged in my sinuses.

Although I don't think you would have become a lawyer--you'd be a star at Rolling Stone or GQ, until the Esquire job opened up. Either way, your talent is wasted here on your grateful SJ fans.

And even though we've never met (impossible but true), I love you from the bottom of my heart, and hope the new year brings you everything you wish for yourself.

(ps, this year, let's actually finish that fucking Terry Haute book....)

 

Excellent work, BYH.

But I'd make do with Amish culture ... there's a whole world of horse-and-buggy sex stuff that hasn't been mined yet.

"Every time Elihu got down to the holy business of consummation in his beautifully laquered 1902 buggy, his horse Horatio became aroused. Elihu was conflicted ... does he ignore his stallion's cry for tail? Or does he propose to his companion Katie to let his mighty equine join in the randy fun? But if so, how doth Elihu put this to his fair mate?"



Do her, posthaste!: An amish horse wonders what's going on back
in the buggy. Not pictured, a bumper sticker that says, "If the buggy is
rocking, don't come a knockin'.

It would just be harder to do a SJ post in the town crier format.

Merry Christmas everyone! I'm out for a few days ...

 

Amen - post of year. Close the voting both. The ball is still carrying over the courthouse and on to the Grand Concourse.

BYH - its an honor.

 

Yea, verily... methinks kudos are in order.

 

Despite the snub, BYH, that's good work outta you.

Attaboy...

 

it's only fitting -- since santa claus is only slightly less believable

 

OK... we'll renew your contract.

Way to drill that one.

 

Mr. BYH, I can't say I didn't chuckle at your treatise, BUT, it does tell me that you need something else to keep you occupied. How about writing a book, how about taking this to a newspaper or a website and getting yourself hired. I hate to see all this talent restricted to our "little" website.

Have a merry.

 

Thought the same thing -- waiting on HC to chime in!

Ditto! Excellent work BYH. You're saving these each year, or is there an 8-second expiration?

 

Hey everyone say hey to Scrooge Mcann

 

Bravo, but Chris and I do not appreciate being outed.