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It's a Festivus miracle!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by TwoGloves, Dec 23, 2011.

  1. TwoGloves

    TwoGloves Active Member

    Happy Festivus everyone! To celebrate, I've made a donation in the name of every SportsJournalists.com member to The Human Fund.
     
  2. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    It's still Festivus Eve in California, but Happy Festivus.
     
  3. murphyc

    murphyc Well-Known Member

    I have a lot of problems with you people.
     
  4. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    I find tinsel distracting.
     
  5. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    It's time for the feats of strength.
     
  6. Let's not skip the airing of grievances.

    I've got a lot of problems with you people!
     
  7. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Festivus for the rest of us!

    Actually just saying that because someone had to. Frankly one of the lamer Seinfeld bits, down there with George's fiancee dying of bad envelope glue and the finale.
     
  8. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    Dools, you couldn't smooth a silk sheet with a ... ahh ... ahh ... I lost my train of thought.
     
  9. TwoGloves

    TwoGloves Active Member

    FESTIVUS IS YOUR HERITAGE!
     
  10. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    $20,000?
     
  11. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    We had a very fun Festivus celebration in Afghanistan, last year. Complete with feats of strength and the airing of grievances. That was a good evening. The skinniest kid in the company pinned our commander (who is a pretty stout guy, but was recovering from the flu). We then blasted one another for things like leaving the computers locked, tying up the free phones, downloading music and eating up all the bandwidth, etc.
     
  12. TwoGloves

    TwoGloves Active Member

    Apiece!
     
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