It's a boy! Ten fingers, ten toes ... oh, wait.

This little piggy got in line for unemployment benefits ...

 

HOW DARE YOU?!

You beat me to the joke!

 

Awesome.

 

By the way, she's a Penn State grad.

 

The kid has a great future as Ernest Hemingway's cat.

 

I was thinking the EXACT same thing, but I was just going to post "Hey, I said 12-inch pianist."

 

I don't know what I would do if that was my child.

 

Sacrifice it?
If it was my kid, I would love 'em and move on.

 

The kid will play the 12-string guitar better than Jimmy Page!

 

Would you have corrective surgery? Kind of tough finding six-fingered gloves.

 

So make a six-fingered glove. You don't have to treat it like an unwanted defect that must be corrected. Hell, if the extra digits are fully functional and coordinated with the others there's a lot of areas (piano, guitar, pitching, etc.) where this might be give some advantage. Why not do like Tom Dempsey did and use your birth abnormality for all it's worth.

 

If the doctors said it was medically necessary to have the surgery then yes, but if not, then no.