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It's 5-7-5, dammit!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chi City 81, May 14, 2006.

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  1. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    Roger Clemens, die.
    Naming kids in own honor
    makes you a douchebag.
     
    imjustagirl2, May 6, 2007
    #589
  2. Mayfly

    Mayfly Active Member

    I don't think IJAG
    Likes Roger Clemens at all
    Possible Sox fan?
     
    Mayfly, May 6, 2007
    #590
  3. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    IJAG hates baseball
    more than about anything...
    'cept Roger Clemens.
     
    imjustagirl2, May 6, 2007
    #591
  4. Mayfly

    Mayfly Active Member

    Maybe I shouldn't
    But I will ask anyway
    Why do you hate him?
     
    Mayfly, May 6, 2007
    #592
  5. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    One reason explained
    when second haiku written.
    Perhaps reread it?
     
    imjustagirl2, May 6, 2007
    #593
  6. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Don't let her fool you
    IJAG really hearts Clemens
    Rocket's her new Brook.
     
    Chi City 81, May 6, 2007
    #594
  7. Mayfly

    Mayfly Active Member

    Oh, I reread it
    So he names his kids like that
    Do you like Foreman?
     
    Mayfly, May 6, 2007
    #595
  8. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    Won't waste precious time.
    Doc just looks for reaction,
    no anger from me.
     
    imjustagirl2, May 6, 2007
    #596
  9. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Just fooling around
    Please don't look back in anger
    No one's your new Brook.
     
    Chi City 81, May 6, 2007
    #597
  10. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    He's not a fav'rite.
    Some dickbagness is OK
    if not an asshole.

    Clemens, however?
    Douchebox of highest order.
    I hope he suffers.
     
    imjustagirl2, May 6, 2007
    #598
  11. JackyJackBN

    JackyJackBN Guest

    Great jumpin' catfish
    What emotions I evoked
    With Roger's foul name.


    ;D
     
    JackyJackBN, May 7, 2007
    #599
  12. friend of a friend

    friend of a friend Guest

    My thoughts on Clemens
    dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick
    dick, dick, dick, dick, dick
     
    friend of a friend, May 7, 2007
    #600
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