It's 11:30 p.m., and it's 85 degrees outside

That's just wrong.

High of 104 today. Forecast says 102 for the high Sunday and Monday.

I'm pouring another cold Turbo Dog. Anybody want one?

 

It's only 70 here...but I'll take one anyway. Supposed to be 92 tomorrow, down from like 106 on Thursday.

 

I'm game. It's about that here. 100 on Monday.

 

Now Johnny ... I gotta figure it's always that hot where you are. :-*

 

86 here and I'm having Jack over ice...

 

True. So very true. Who told you??

And slappy, if I were still in the neighborhood, I'd swing by for a sip.

 

Why, you did honey. Your very own self.

 

Bottle's always here for three-fingers over ice...

 

Clearly, the bribe I sent you wasn't enough for you to keep that part to yourself. Damn. Oh, wait, you were talking about the temps outside, huh?

Never mind.

 

As long as we can toast Nick with the middle finger.

 

Is it any wonder I loves you like I does?

 

Of course... it would be quicker and he'd appreciate the brevity