Item of clothing you could not pull off

I am pullin' them off!

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Straight jacket.

 

Just not my thing. Always have preferred khakis or dress pants for work, social settings or whenever I go out. If I'm doing anything active outside, it's usually shorts.

 

I wear an ascot when I attend weddings.

I freakin' love it.

The best part is when the groom gives me the 'nod', knowing that I showed up with a bright ascot (I have 6 different ones)...

...and then seeing the bride shoot me a dirty glare in my attempt to steal a smidgen of the spotlight from her on Her Day. Ha ha ha.

 

Skinny jeans, no matter how thin I am. My thighs seem to triple in size as I try them on. I could be a size 00 and still manage to look like a pear.

Oh, and scarfs as headbands. They never stay on my head, and I think they look lovely -- not to mention keep the hair out of my face.

 

ONLY six? Amateur.

 

How has speedo not have been mentioned yet?

Skinny jeans are on top of my list

 

Is it me, or is there a preponderance of skinny jeans in high schools? Not just girls, but boys--band people, emo people and some others. Its like we made a 180 degree turn from a few years ago.

 

I'm not advocate of "skinny jeans," although I do buy "slim fit" or "straight fit" jeans. They just look way neater and cleaner than the baggy '90s jeans. That is a 180-degree turn that society definitely is better off for having made.

 

Anything fashionable. I'm not really fooling anyone if I try to dress well. I'll stick with my out of touch midwestestern suburban white guy stylings.

 

The nice thing about being a man as opposed to a woman is we can be "stylish" without being "fashionable."

 

Thongs. Wifebeaters.