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'It sucks to be meeeeee!'

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Moderator1, Oct 28, 2008.

  1. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Everybody sing along now.

    There's a cool "Rock the Vote" show in town tonight. Beastie Boys, Sheryl Crow, Jack Johnson, Norah Jones, some other dude I've never heard of. I get tickets and The Queen is excited. She loves Sheryl Crow and Norah Jones.
    Except she calls and blows me off. Not feeling well.

    So I call my girlfriend. Get blown off there, too.
    So I call my other girlfriend. Strike three.

    I'm so hip to the now that I have a wife and TWO girlfriends. But I'm such a loser none of the three will go out with me.

    Looks like I have to be That Guy and go it alone. Or eat the tickets, which I don't want to do.

    If any of you want to be girlfriend No. 3 and can meet me at the Coliseum in one hour, let me know.

    'It sucks to be meeeee.'
  2. luckyducky

    luckyducky Guest

    Damn. I thought this was a thread about how awesome "Avenue Q" is.

    Good luck, moddy. If I was in your neighborhood, I'd join ya. :)
  3. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Well, Avenue Q IS Awesome. Quite awesome.
    This show oughta be, too.
  4. JackReacher

    JackReacher Well-Known Member

    Beastie Boys. NICE. I'd sooo go if I were there.
  5. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Yeah, well, you're not.
    I just made a phone call of shameful begging. I so suck.
  6. Cosmo

    Cosmo Well-Known Member

    If you'll pay my speeding ticket for going 100 MPH to get there, I'm in.
  7. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    Beastie Boys, Norah Jones and Jack Johnson, I'll make sure I bring my ludes and uppers to stay in balance.
  8. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    I would like to know more about these girlfriends.
  9. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    I'll get 'em on here to fill you in when they're not so daggone busy.
    As for me, I'm off on a solo trip to the show.

    (they're actually two friends from my old place of employ that The Queen calls Girlfriend A and Girlfriend B. I haven't filled her in on C yet, so, uh, let's just keep that among us friends)
  10. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    eh, i think he was "talking" about angola and zeke.
  11. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    I thought I had dropped into some bizarro world when I read that first post. Moddy a playah; who'd have thunk it?
  12. Double Down

    Double Down Well-Known Member

    Moddy, help me go back to college. Life was so simple back then.

    What would I give, to go back and live, in a dorm with a meal plan again.

    Moddy help me go back to back college! In college you know who you are. You sit in the quad, and think "Oh my god! I am totally gonna go far!"

    Moddy, how do I go back to college? I don't know who I am anymore.

    I wanna go back to my room and find a message in dry erase pen on the door. Woah, oh, oh!

    If I could just drop a class!

    Or get into a play!

    Or change my major!

    Or fuck my T.A.!

    I need a sports information director to point the way!

    We could be, sitting in the computer lab, 4 a.m. before the girls volleyball release is due! Cursing SportsJournalists.com because we didn't start sooner, and seeing the rest of the department there too!

    Moddy help me go back to college! How do I go back to college?

    I wish I had taken more pictures.

    But if I were to go back to college, think what a loser I'd be. I'd log on SportsJournalists.com, and think, "This feels wrong."

    These kids are so much younger than me.
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