It runs in the (Spears) family...

The arguments for compulsory sterilization pick up steam.

 

Lynn Spears is full of fail when it comes to explaining to her daughters how to NOT get preggers.

 

When will mothers start educating their daughters on the joys and benefits of ATM?

 

Awesome.

 

Not soon enough to save the Spears girls.

 

This is priceless...

What message does she want to send to other teens about premarital sex?

"I definitely don't think it's something you should do; it's better to wait," she says.

Thanks for the heads up.

 

Let's start the daddy pool:

K Fed
Fred Durst
Nick Saban
David Duke
Pacman Jones ...

 

All too old. Gotta go younger and more teenagerish.

Ashley Simpson's boyfriend
The younger Carter boy
Hulk Hogan's son
Zac Effron (sp?)
Kim Kardashian's brother (sp)

 

Good thing it's not Alabama, and not oral sex, or he'd be going to jail for at least three years!

 

Maybe she can mentor underprivileged youth on the dangers of teen pregnancy.

 

So he's got that going for him...

 

Apparently, she was knocked up by someone she met AT CHURCH. Oh the sweet irony.