It is good to know there are good, honest people in this world

no carrie, i will not make out with you. did ya hear that? this girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class. you got chlorophyll man up there talking about god knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. i'm here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you. go on with the chlorophyll.

 

Hoops - Remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock: r-o-k?

 

Hoops, you've got a misshaped head.

 

carrie, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things i have ever heard. at no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. i award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul

 

Yeah, well, "sorry" doesn't put the Triscuit crackers in my stomach now, does it?

 

that carrie is one hot piece of ace, i know from experience dude. if you know what i mean

 

No, you don't.

 

well, not me personally but a guy i know. him and her got - it - on. wooo-eee!

 

No, they didn't.

 

no, no, they didn't. but you could imagine what it'd be like if they, eh, eh... everybody on, good, great, grand, wonderful.

 

Where's my Snack Pack?

 

you got a banana, you don't need no snack pack