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It had to come to this: Dykstra to box Canseco

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by TheSportsPredictor, Nov 2, 2011.

  1. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member


    Dykstra takes the place of the White House party crasher, dude. This is not from The Onion.
  2. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Lenny's training for his future prison bouts.
  3. Drip

    Drip Active Member

    Pitiful, Just pitiful.
  4. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Gotta go with Canseco in this one. Longer reach and height advantage. i guess Lenny could tie him up inside and work the body though.
  5. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    Yeah, but did you see the last time Canseco participated in a celebrity boxing match? He didn't want to actually get hit. I can see Dykstra going in there ready to get bloody. Dykstra in a first-round TKO. Round 3 at the latest.
  6. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    A TKO is going to have to involve head shots. Unless they let Lenny stand on a chair I'm not sure he can reach that high.
  7. Flip Wilson

    Flip Wilson Well-Known Member

    Prior to an Arkansas Travelres minor league game last summer, Canseco and Gary Hogan, the 60-year-old assistant AD at Arkansas-Little Rock, had a "boxing match" to raise money for charity. Actually, Hogan was raising money for charity. Canseco was raising money for Canseco. The four-round fiasco was pretty boring, with Hogan getting the win by decision, 39-37. Canseco just played around for four rounds, and gave Hogan a bloody lip early in the fight.

    Here are highlights...such as they are.

  8. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    A TKO will only require Dykstra to swing within three feet of Canseco and he'll go down like Lindsay Lohan desperate for some smack.

    Skip to 1:20 in the video.

    The only real question is whether is Dykstra will be facing Jose or Ozzie.
  9. DanielSimpsonDay

    DanielSimpsonDay Well-Known Member

    JERRY: Who, who, who do you think would win in a fight between me and, uh, gorgeous George here?

    ELAINE: You mean in a real Fight Fight?

    JERRY: Mono a Baldo.

    ELAINE: George.


    JERRY: Why?

    ELAINE: George fights dirty.

    JERRY: Really? What would you do?

    GEORGE: Pull hair, Poke eyes, Groin stuff. Whatever I gotta do.
  10. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    Saw someone on Twitter, might have been Jones, describe this as one step ahead of bumfights.
  11. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

    Given their tax filings it already is a bum fight
  12. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

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