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Is your cat planning to kill you?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by lono, Nov 15, 2008.

  1. lono

    lono Active Member

    Food for thought among the feline favorers here.

  2. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Stan doesn't plan to kill me, just whomever I'm dating, dammit!
  3. lono

    lono Active Member

    Is he jealous of SG men? Men who LOVE you?
  4. HejiraHenry

    HejiraHenry Well-Known Member

    There is an 87% chance my cats are trying to kill me.


    I actually kept a couple of cats for a friend of mine for a while and I'm damned if I didn't think one of them spent most of his time trying to figure out how to kill me.

    Our current batch of cats, I think they subscribe to the Bono/Vertigo philosophy: "Just give us what we want and nobody gets hurt."
  5. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    He would gut SG by outsmarting him into impaling himself on the shower curtain rod :D
  6. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member


    Look! crazedchipmunk has her own lesson!
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  7. luckyducky

    luckyducky Guest

    91 percent, according to the quiz, but I think O'Malley's goal is similar to Stan's. The only male my cat has met and not tried to bite within 10 minutes is my dad.
  8. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

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  9. I would leave it up to my cats to do that. I don't need the lesson. LOL.
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  10. Well, it looks like there is an 89% chance that one or both of my cats are trying to kill me. Damn, I better be on the look out.
  11. waterytart

    waterytart Active Member

    I seem to have gotten stuck on the question of how SG got into SC's shower.
  12. OK, I'll ask: Who is SG? I see those initials on here all the time. I'm sure there's a good reason why I should know who it is, but I can't figure it out.
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