Is your cat planning to kill you?

Food for thought among the feline favorers here.


http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php

 

Stan doesn't plan to kill me, just whomever I'm dating, dammit!

 

Is he jealous of SG men? Men who LOVE you?

 

There is an 87% chance my cats are trying to kill me.

Lovely.

I actually kept a couple of cats for a friend of mine for a while and I'm damned if I didn't think one of them spent most of his time trying to figure out how to kill me.


Our current batch of cats, I think they subscribe to the Bono/Vertigo philosophy: "Just give us what we want and nobody gets hurt."

 

He would gut SG by outsmarting him into impaling himself on the shower curtain rod

 

Look! crazedchipmunk has her own lesson!

 

91 percent, according to the quiz, but I think O'Malley's goal is similar to Stan's. The only male my cat has met and not tried to bite within 10 minutes is my dad.

 

:'(

 

I would leave it up to my cats to do that. I don't need the lesson. LOL.

 

Well, it looks like there is an 89% chance that one or both of my cats are trying to kill me. Damn, I better be on the look out.

 

I seem to have gotten stuck on the question of how SG got into SC's shower.

 

OK, I'll ask: Who is SG? I see those initials on here all the time. I'm sure there's a good reason why I should know who it is, but I can't figure it out.