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Is there an app for that?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Vombatus, Dec 5, 2014.

  1. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    So, I am at a bar, and a couple of middle aged women have looked my way (not in disgust). They are together, and with a third woman. None have rings, all have smartphones.

    I wonder if anyone can develop an app to message nearby bar patrons.

    I'd like to send a message "how bout a three way or four way?"

    It is my birthday! For my 50th, I deserve kinky sex.

    Or at least a free beer.
     
  2. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

  3. Jake_Taylor

    Jake_Taylor Well-Known Member

    I, for one, can't wait to read how this night ends. Do they have intricate stitching and or sequins on the back pockets of their jeans?
     
  4. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Or, grow a set of old, wrinkly balls and walk to the table with three drinks.
     
  5. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Uh oh. Village People's YMCA is playing in the bar.
     
  6. da man

    da man Well-Known Member

    How could it be more perfect?
     
  7. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

    Goddamn it, buy some shots for their table, walk them over there and see where the hell it leads. Do some dancing to YMCA and then follow it up with a little KC and the Sunshine Band at a VIP venue.
     
  8. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    Tell them you know a guy who can fart in three octaves.
     
  9. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Well, the three ordered food and started chowing down. I did walk around that side of the bar, and the heifers' backsides were bigger than I expected.

    I went home. The first sex I have as a 50 yr old had better be with my girlfriend of 15 years.
     
  10. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    Precisely.
     
  11. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    If you are 50 and your girlfriend is 15, you are creepier than I even already guessed.
     
  12. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    I wish she were 15. She's 62 and I am trying to get latched onto her retirement benefits.
     
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