Is there a cooler MF on earth than Clive Owen?

Clooney is cool, but he's not Clive Owen...

 

I'd put Clooney at the top of the list.

After reading "Let My People Go Surfing," Patagonia founder Yvon Chouinard is high on my list as well.

 

Clive Owen is so cool he (and Giamatti) made that shit movie Shoot 'Em Up watchable. And, man, do I hope they make a Sir Walter Raleigh spinoff movie from Elizabeth: The Golden Age with Owen in the title role.

 

I'm not sure I would call Shoot Em Up a good movie, but it was incredibly watchable. I definitely was never bored.

 

For those pushing Cary Grant over Clooney, keep one thing in mind -- the title of the thread says "on earth." Grant is below it.

 

And yet, Clever, the argument for Clooney v. Grant came from the statement that Clooney was in the conversation for coolest movie star ever. Of which Grant would be one.

 

So, you're saying he's in hell?

That seems a little harsh...

 

Always loved Carvey's "Ex-cuse me, miss, I do believe you are sitting on my penis."

 

Katharine Hepburn giving Jimmy Stewart a blow job was pure comedy gold...

 

His ashes were scattered, so some of him is probably still "on earth."

 

How has Billy Dee Williams not been mentioned?

 

Easily. Lando's nursing his fail with a sixer of Colt 45. Works. Every. Time.