"Is that your hard drive or are you just happy to see me?"

A scientist believes that come 2050, humans can marry and bang robots.

Somewhere, there's a Star Wars geek who's heart is fluttering at the thought at proving their love to C-3PO.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21271545/wid/11915829?GT1=10450

 

Oh my God, if you haven't read this story to the very end, you're missing out ... there's some great shit in there.

Such as:

Keeping a robot for sex could reduce human prostitution and the problems that come with it. However, "in a marriage or other relationship, one partner could be jealous or consider it infidelity if the other used a robot," Levy said. "But who knows, maybe some other relationships could welcome a robot. Instead of a woman saying, 'Darling, not tonight, I have a headache,' you could get 'Darling, I have a headache, why not use your robot?' "

 

Hasn't he ever seen the Futurama episode? Doesn't he know all civilization will collapse if this comes to pass?
Or do we need to show him "Electric Gonorrhea: The Noisy Killer"?

 

Methinks that Levy dude is already in a serious relationship with a robot.

 

You got metal fever, boy!

 

Peak into the future at a 2050 headline:

Hockeybeat loses virginity

 

Okay, this is just downright creepy...