Is that a gun, or are you happy to be in the TSA line?

And why is this place the first thing I thought of when I read this link?


http://blog.sfgate.com/stew/2012/07/17/man-with-worlds-biggest-penis-stopped-at-sfo-security/

 

Last line from the story:

Well played, sir. Well played.

 

He's a video game journalist? So, basically, the guy with the world's biggest penis has no use for it.

 

I found a picture. Yes it's big. Whatever. I knew Craig.

Anyway, the interesting thing is that I found a site called the Penis Gym. With little penis machines and a penis coach and everything. Who knew?

But here's where it gets really good and should definitely get your attention. They are looking for editors!

"We are amping up our quest to bring penile exercising mainstream and publish professional, insightful male sexual health articles to the masses. The next version of our website will have several new articles each week (free, of course), with special features on the latest theories, motivational success stories, and more."

So if you want to, as the Penis Gym says, "join the fun"

http://www.pegym.com/articles/the-pe-gym-is-looking-for-editors

 

Anna Swan holds the world record for largest vagina. 19 inches. So, she could probably take an extra carry-on.

 

Take it to the jobs board.

 

This!! ... This is why I am on SportsJournalists.com.

 

Surprise: he's white.

 

I thought that too. But didn't want to state it.