Is it 1995 again?

If it's 1995...

I just finished a summer making $400 a week as an intern.

I still have a full head of hair.

I still think majoring in journalism was a good idea.

 

I enjoyed myself more when they were gone.

 

Isn't that a d_b riff on a BYHer ... someone... from a month ago?

 

I think I want to invest in Microsoft. And in a couple of years, I'll hear of this thing called 'Google' and think about what a funny name it is for a company, and sink some of my savings there.

 

If it's 1995, I'm 10 years old starting fifth grade.

 

Bill Clinton might want to skip getting to know that intern...

 

So the Angels will blow their commanding lead in the AL West and lose a one-game playoff?

 

And the Yankees are going to somehow make the playoffs!

 

If it's 1995, I'm bumming rides off of people following sanctions related to a regrettable late-night incident involving alcohol, poor judgment, and three-figure speeds in my Mazda 626.

 

Wow... I just turned 30, still weighed 155 pounds, played a mean first base for two softball teams and thought I was still rising in the biz?

Let me log on my Compuserve account and chronicle all of this. . .

 

Cool. I'm sure Detroit's looking forward to having an NFL franchise again.

 

1995, eh? I'm probably writing a paper drunk at my boyfriend's frat house on a typewriter.