Is Anyone Watching The Iranian President?! Wow!

It's not like we aren't secretly developing some really nasty warfare toys.

 

thanks. doesn't seem like chavez is speaking this year. he's been at the general assembly at least the last two years running.

 

I'm here with Mack-mood Ahmad Rashad, and he's here to talk about his harrowing battle with skin cancer.

 

Mock-mood, you're known for your fashion, where do you get your clothes? Do you buy that jacket for instance?

 

The Middle East was so much nicer when the Israelis did our dirty work for us.

 

I believe the correct term is 'evil godless Zionist murderers.'

 

This translator on Larry King is cracking me up.

 

Wait til he finds out a woman is speaking for him.

 

Coming up: Mock-mood, the US won't let you travel outside a 50-mile radius of Manhattan. If you could go anywhere in the country, where would you go? And why?

 

It was also so much nicer when we weren't so squemish about simply whacking a dictator rather than invading an entire country.

 

That would be your presidents who made that a part of federal law (executive orders 11905 and 12333).